Save a dollar (Screw the athlete)
OUA athletes at York are thinking two steps aheads and beating the shareholders to the punchline.
Tag: Satire
BREAKING NEWS: COVID-19 confirmed to be created by boomers to blind Gen Zs and Millennials
Unappreciated Seniors Society release hand-written statement faulting themselves for COVID-19 pandemic.
The millennial meltdown: York community implodes after a campus-wide technology ban
COVID-19 has forced many to become addicted to various forms of technology. York has attempted to come up with a solution to curb these issues, however this has seemingly made things worse.
Are strikes the solution for improving students’ mental health?
The York Federation of Mental Health considers a strike as a symbol of support and solidarity for the mental health of students.
With rising gas prices comes the new age of horse riding
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to modern day polo, where the only things being kicked are limits and gas prices.
Kim Kardashian urges the working class to “Get up and work”, improves rates of self-employment in women by 50 per cent
Kim Kardashian offers advice for women in business to work, well, more than they already are.
Animals fed up with litterbugs, attacks increase across the city
SATIRE: Across the city, wildlife, pets, birds, and insects alike have been attacking humans whenever they see one tossing their mask or gloves on the floor.
Stop complaining, you little free-loading millennials
SATIRE: Unemployment rates, soaring housing prices, and a crashing economy has really shown the country that us millennials really are the laziest generation.
Online etiquette will now account for 23 per cent of students’ final grades, according to new York policy
SATIRE: York’s new mandate will include evaluations of online etiquette dating as far back as January 11, for every class, every department, and every program.
Dance student fails online course due to pet interference
SATIRE: A conversation regarding a failed dance course due to pet interference and how other students can avoid this unfortunate mishap.