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Roll another blunt
Yeah (ooh-ooh-ooh)
(La-la-ta, ta-ta-ra-ra)
(La, ta, ta
(La-la-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la-la)
I was gonna clean my room until I got high (ooh)
I was gonna get up and find the broom, but then I got high (la-la-ta, ta-ta-ra-ra)
My room is still messed up, and I know why (why? Man)
‘Cause I got high, because I got high, because I got high (la-la-ta, ta-ta-ra-ra)
I was gonna go to class before I got high (come on y’all, check it out)
I coulda cheated and I coulda passed, but I got high (la-la-ta, ta-ta-ra-ra)
I’m taking it next semester and I know why (why? Man)
‘Cause I got high, because I got high, because I got high (got to the next one, got to the next one)
I was gonna go to court before I got high (ooh-ooh-ooh)
I was gonna pay my child support, but then I got high (no, you wouldn’t, yeah)
They took my whole paycheck and I know why (why? Man)
‘Cause I got high, because I got high, because I got high (la-la-ta, ta-ta-ra-ra)
I wasn’t gonna run from the cops, but I was high (uh, I’m serious man)
I was gonna pull right over and stop, but I was high (la-la-ta, ta-ta-ra-ra)
Now I am a paraplegic and I know why (why? Man)
‘Cause I got high, because I got high, because I got high (la-la-ta, ta-ta-ra-ra)
I was gonna make love to you, but then I got high (oh, I’m serious)
I was gonna eat yo’ pussy too, but then I got high (oh)
Now I’m jacking off, and I know why (turn this shit up)
‘Cause I got high, because I got high, because I got high (la-la-ta, ta-ta-ra-ra)
I messed up my entire life because I got high (ooh-ooh-ooh)
I lost my kids and wife because I got high (la-la-ta, ta-ta-ra-ra)
Now I’m sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why (why? Man)
‘Cause I got high, because I got high, because I got high (la-la-ta, ta-ta-ra-ra)
I’m gonna stop singing this song because I’m high (baby, oh)
I’m singing this whole thing wrong because I’m high (yeah, bring it back, bring it back)
And if I don’t sell one copy, I know why (why? Man)
‘Cause I’m high, ’cause I’m high, ’cause I’m high (la-la-ta, ta-ta-ra-ra)
— Afroman
I was gonna write an article, but then I got…
