Spotted on Campus – March 21st
WARNING: A loose gorilla ran wild in the Harry W. Arthurs Common at Keele campus March 19. The gorilla, flanked by enthusiastic human supporters, ran around scaring the pre-exam fevers out of unsuspecting students all afternoon. If seen, students, staff, and faculty are advised to retaliate by yelling right back in its face. No word on whether the gorilla accepts bananas or small children as payment. Students are also reporting sights of a fierce honey badger.
